experiments of a postgrad twentysomething: What I learned today

You Know You're a Dog Owner When

You can't sit down to eat without your dog sitting right next to you, but he's not begging, he's expecting
You feel like a bad parent if you didn't spend at least a few minutes of your day petting and talking to your dog(s)
You share stories about your dogs like other people talk about their kids
You think your dogs are better than other people's dogs
All your clothes are covered in dog hair and you've stopped trying to change it
You have withdrawals if you have to leave them for more than a day