And They Lived Happily Ever After

Which is the short way of saying they had a lovely honeymoon in Chicago and then went and visited the girl's parents and then they packed up and moved to the city.

Except that the morning they were moving, as the girl was waiting at a red light, her car died.

And they had to leave it in the little town and come back for it later.

And they drove to the city in the moving truck with the dogs sitting on their laps.

And when they got there they found out the water hadn't been turned on. This was Saturday.

But it was okay cause a bunch of really nice people helped them unload the truck.

But then not okay because a lot of important stuff had been left in the car. Things like makeup, deoderant, cheese wax sculptures, and all the pots.

So they ate out all week. And took showers at someone else's house.

Until the water got turned on on Monday. But the gas wouldn't be turned on until Tuesday.

Which actually ended up being no hot water til Thursday.

But they had the internet so they were okay. Plus they got new phones, and the boy was excited about playing Angry Birds. The girl just thought he was a dork but loved him anyway.

And then a week later they finally got her car back. It was a long day.

But it was okay because the girl got to listen to her favorite Bollywood DJ on the way back to the city, and you can't be in a bad mood when you listen to DJ Moody.

Except when your cheese wax sculptures melt into a conglomerous lump. Then you feel kind of sad again.

But when they finished getting unpacked and it started to feel like home, and she felt better.

And she loved to make lists so she made a list of things they needed to get.

Employers was on the list.

But that's another story.